****   The song of the Knights of Camelot   ****
             ****   from Monty Python and the Holy Grail   ****
**** transcribed from tape by Malcolm Dickinson <CLARINET@YALEVMX> 4/3/86 ****


Launcelot: Look, my liege!

(fanfare)

Launcelot: Camelot!
Robin: Camelot!
Galahad: Camelot!
Patsy: (whispered) It's only a model.
Galahad: Shh!

Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home.  Let us ride...to
        CAMELOT!

song:

We're knights of the round table, we dance whene're we're able.
We do routines, and chorus border scenes, with footwork imp-e-cable;
We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and spamalot.

We're knights of the round table, our shows are for-mid-able
Though many times, we're given rhymes, that are quite un-sing-able
We're opera-mad not so bad in Camelot, we sing from the Dia-phragm-a-lot!

In war Though we're tough and able,
Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable,
Between our quests, we sequin vests, seek incest and impersonate Clark Gable,
It's a busy life in Camelot:

I have to push the pram-a-lot!

Arthur: On second thought, let's not go to Camelot.  It is a silly place.